Crap Cardboard Pet

by The Cool Greenhouse

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  • Limited Edition Cassette
    Cassette + Digital Album

    Tape comes with a crap cardboard pet!

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    Run of 75 green tapes
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released February 1, 2019

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Recorded at home in Woodbridge, London and Manchester.
Mastered by Joe Caithness Mastering.
Background photocopy image by Robert Ridley-Shackleton.
Additional pet doodles by participants of the Pyramid Scheme EP project.

"Operating very much on the principles of repetition, irony and repetition, enigmatic bedroom project The Cool Greenhouse exist in diametric opposition to me and you and our stupid short attention spans."
~ The Quietus

"The Cool Greenhouse is back with a new EP, filled with notably longer tracks. Frontperson Tom Greenhouse is great at spinning a yarn with his meandering lyrics, which are seemingly unconcerned with conventions like rhyming or verse-chorus-verse song structure."
~ The Best Punk on Bandcamp: Feb 2019



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